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Welcome to the home of Chicken Nugget & French Fry, Conan & The Jailhouse Gang plus Jimmy & The Ass Clowns!!!

The Adventures Of Chicken Nugget & French Fry

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“That Guy is such a ass clown!”
“No!!! That’s Jimmy!!!”

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“That was the last country song of the night. Now for some real music… western!”


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“Get the popcorn!”
“And the porn!”

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“Right guy… wrong hole!!!”

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“So, how was it? Did you kill the…” “Hey! A true gentleman never tells!” “It was the worst ever! You knew a real bitch would say something!”

Conan & The Jailhouse Gang

“What you miss most about the world Conan?” “Being in it.”
“Did your lady break down when you caught your bid?” “Like a punk ass bitch! I gotta toughen that chick up!!!”
“What was she thinking?” “It’s like she just don’t get it. I’m in the life, catching a bid is just an occupational hazard?!”
“Word life! My chick was like ‘how I’m gonna pay rent? I got kids to feed!’ Yeah, yeah.” “How I’m suppose to get high? I can’t tie myself off! Say judge I got needs!!!”

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“We need to get our priorities together. These are the last days… to save on a new casket!”